leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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She won’t be able to handle it. The games destroyed her.

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

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What does everybody else think, we can throw an open discussion if we’d like to see more male nudity?

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vaginageorge:

making fun of other people’s appearance is so weak and it is never funny please behave

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combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

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